Nicholas Winlund

 

Flukes Of Nature

 

Let's see if this works. . .

 

Len was putting pieces of a computer networking puzzle together. This  was not like a regular jigsaw puzzle, at least with a jigsaw if all the  pieces were sitting there on the table you got to see the pieces you  put together. Not so in Len's case with his networking dilemma. There  were a total of 3 computers in Len's house. Two including Len's were  almost new. The third belonged to Len's housemate Phil. It was one of those  old Apple jobs from a decade back or so. Len's more brainy friend  Gerbeth an exchange student from Holland was a star class geek and figured  prominently in getting Len and Phil who was starved for Internet access  halfway there.

 

Len's friend Gerberth Zwicky had lots of spare time and ingenuity for  being in school full time. He had figured out how to build a custom  "null modem" interface which sat off one of the Apple computer's electronic  ports. At the time this Apple machine was made the Internet really  wasn't known well enough yet by the consuming public so the computer  manufacturer which was also Apple included only standard interfaces or  typical things the typical user plugged into their Apple computer. Somehow  the ambiguous and sometimes taut Gerbeth used his electrical engineering  prowess and constructed an "ethernet" or network interface that would  suit Phil's purposes. Len got data or bytes to transmit from the  custom-built network interface to the old Apple itself but routing a complete  connection from Len's machine all the way to the Apple was what stumped  Len Hopffman now.

 

Len's morning before work had begun quickly with him brewing tea and  logging in to his machine. He went on the local area network to check for  software latency application tests or the time it took to efficiently  send or route envelopes of data from one computer via the local hub to  another machine charted as a destination by concerted & unified data  packets. Happy with the latest results Len got on the 'Net to check email  & browse online archived file repositories for changes to software  programming projects. Len also surfed the Web a little as his hour of  beginning work seemed to approach fast. Len had tried amateur Yoga that  morning including the hand motions and noticed a small improvement in his  touch typing, wrists raised as always. Len felt mentally weary from the  daily drag at work in his cubicle which was one and a half cubicles in  size compared to most cubicles if one looked at it optimistically,  something Len preferred. However this job situation was becoming less  sustenance and more Babylonian every day. Project leads and a cadre of cronies  who knew how to code but didn't know they were being duped by the  project leads in the long haul all had formed their own hastily chartered  ad-hoc groups and subgroups not officially recognized by the sole  proprietorship company but ignored anyway.

 

Several designs and more importantly and tragically, thought Len,  implementations of those designs went south because some people got it in  their heads that the operating system used in the projects Len worked on  should function using more "proprietary" terms. This meant individuals  keymastering electronic operations of the operating system for one  group of people exclusive in ownership to all others. Len didn't care so  much about this since he was interested more in how his software  components communicated with related components across the network. Len had a  hunch the real aim of this proprietary coup was to leverage the  software's access to the network which was made up of distributed computer  workstations and their respective operating systems. It was one thing to  deploy a network to protect users and programs from unauthorized  intrusion. It was quite another thing to install software across networks with  the intent to hide the performance of applications and fail to disclose  the operation of binaries or critical executable software programs  where considered prudent by majority consensus to do so.

 

Len had seen this sort of untactful human behavior before but had tried  to distance himself from electronic folly only humans were capable of  creating. Len viewed the untactful part here as taking something simple  like the standards and protocols of network access and making them  complex for a single reason with any number of purposes behind that reason:  obfuscation.

 

Len hated obfuscation. He was the kind of person who played and showed  all his cards, still pulling the ace out at just the right time before  anyone else perceived it the right time to use their own aces. At least  this was the way Len behaved when creating computer programs using  various programming languages. This time around the cards Len got dealt  weren't that great to begin with, meaning the pay stunk and the  programming languages' software interface requirements were nearly imbecilic.  Also Len's opponents had figuratively rigged the deck by leaving out  information Len needed to know to make his part of the code work in a  fashion cooperative to software development. Len reluctantly, vaguely  understood that there was a quid pro quo or tit-for-tat when it came to him  accepting and delegating responsibility with others on the job but Len  was always impressed with the bigger competitive picture or how to fit  more people in to the figurative carving & serving of the pie. Len's  counterparts were the exact opposite, believing software development had  exhaustible, finite solutions for tenured staff only.

 

Personal goals and group agendas changed daily and at times much to  Len's dismay more for economic or political reasons then technological  ones. What was transpiring at Len's place of work mostly without Len's  personal involvement wasn't just absurd, it was out of touch with reality  and bordered on criminal activity. It was the Wild West without guns  complete with posses for hire, corrupt sheriffs, horse thievery, useless  mayors and scared townfolk (users) not knowing what to do when the guns  or in Len's situation code battles began blazing.

 

Len was upset because he knew his "colleagues" crossed the line on  several fronts both in the code and the electrical engineering aspect of  things. Data was basically like money, it always moved and always had  someplace to be. The data Len handled at work was valuable whether  examined in one spot up close or as many spots seen from far away. Len  believed the personnel takeover by certain neo-techs had had external or  outside motivators because the proprietary hawks had stealthily swooped in,  marked their territory in all the critical places in record time and  kicked out every last tinkerer, thinker & idler by insisting on rushed  quotas or rushed deadlines mandated by the project leads who never kept  the details to any project in one spot for too long. At times minutes or  documentation of company meetings by stenographers were withheld  completely with no reprisal from the Review Boards. New electronic mailing  lists were used for old projects. Projects were suddenly renamed without  notification to the people working on the projects. Len wasn't informed  about the new lists until three weeks after their creation. Hundreds of  emails had been sent via the new lists. The old mailing list for one of  the main projects was silent for a while because starting one day  whenever anyone wrote to that mailing list their message got rejected and  bounced back to the sender without explanation. One of Len's buddies  fixed the mailing list program. Two days later it got spam-bombed. Perhaps  the up-link had been sabotaged by the list administrator responsible  for running the mailing list but who could prove it when this list  administrator audited his own network and without corroboration reported his  findings to his Review Board?

 

Len took a big sigh. His hands were now raised to the keyboard, poised  for the next several moves Len would calculate in his mind. The Apple  dilemma was a real problem. Couldn't Phil get a new machine? Doing that  would put to waste Gerberth's null modem efforts however, something Len  had considered a real feat and superior to his own abilities. Besides  Phil didn't have money for a computer since he was in school part time.

 

Len didn't have the mental capacity to visualize any of several Old  Apple-connected-to-the-Internet scenarios right now. He was still in  partial lament about the circumstances at work. He was a contributor, not a  big player but certainly not a small one for he had received  commendations from several supervisors and had gotten rank and privilege, mostly  better bandwidth or increased data speed plus new software tools to  debug or take apart components to see what could be put back together  again.

 

Len also wanted to go to school part time like Phil. Len was envious of  Phil. Phil Baxton was almost always financially broke. Phil never  looked for a job yet he was in school part time and doing well. Phil didn't  get help from his parents except for pitching in on the occasional  phone bill, which Phil categorically described as one half rip off & the  other half not calculated correctly. Phil was a math major. The student  also spent time with interns at the state capitol which as Len saw it  explained why Phil was only able to afford an old Apple computer. Len had  a dualistic opinion of Phil, thinking him to be very crazy and very  smart in some simultaneous but altogether mysterious way. Whatever it was  it got Phil through his schooling. This was because Len knew Phil was  smart enough not to fall into the "debt wage" cycle Len was going  through now.

 

Debt. Len had learned all the standard, accepted percentiles and  measurable ratios in accounting & economics with respect to business law but  had missed a few marks somehow because he couldn't balance his income  with bills and other relatively small dues, most by the "charge it to  plastic" method. Balancing budgets today was a dubious affair. Len really  dug electronic transfers but always got hit by the last minute fees,  hidden interest rate calculations and other pesky charges rated as  non-essential by independent Review Boards, reviews that Len had sought and  went online for. Whenever Len signed up for something like cell phone  service he would have enough saved up to buy the least marketed and  perhaps most exotic phone model, plus Len wanted every possible feature  activated so he could test out all of the functions that were the phone's  features. He was more interested in paying for the phone so he could  break it and learn new things about it. He sent off bug reports to the  nationwide independent Review Boards who published consumer technologies  ratings. More often than not, dissecting top-of-the-line phone models  led to coding opportunities. Using the phone simply for the purpose of  calling was especially convenient during work breaks.

 

Len didn't understand his present wage scenario which was the inverse  of what it should be, given Len worked almost full time all the time. He  was on salary, not hourly. He was head of his apartment (Len  coordinated all the bills) and had a very efficient if not unsafe fuelcelled car.  Len, Phil and roommates shared rides and therefore gasoline expenses to  the regional and corporate grocery stores few and far between.  Groceries were sometimes shared if not irregular in price for Phil sometimes  insisted on going to health food stores where prices were higher. The  economic and political mood was sour what with low interest rates set by  the Fed and a president's Administration not popularly elected near  resigning or facing impeachment over the justifications used to start a  contentious war abroad. Jobs. Brainy forecasters had said there was  "underemployment" in addition to unemployment, including numbers of jobless  claims added in to the unemployment count. Pundits were using expressions  like "business recession" and "jobless recovery". That was a stark  contradiction in terms to Len. How could there be a jobless recovery in any  marketplace when people were always the primary factor?

 

Len worked with machines. Machines were tools that served many uses.  Machines were not autonomous, at least not the way most people thought of  autonomy when they conceptualized artificial intelligence. Every  machine, more importantly every component in a machine was programmed for a  purpose, like to compliment a neighboring component or a matrix of  computerized processes or perhaps create completely different components  independent in every form from the original processes that created it. How  were jobs different since they were extensions of humans and human  behavior? Except for copying files and other repetitious tasks, output  greater than actual, realized human input was not possible.

 

Surges of anger flared up in Len's mind. It was time to call his  girlfriend, but he knew it was about 9 a.m. and too late to reach her since  she was in class. Len didn't just want to skip work today, he wanted to  leave. Running this by Lakosa would be primary, so Len kept his anger  subdued in his head for now.

 

Len's mind was racing. He could form a partnership with Gerbeth, bring  him in to the company part time and outdupe enough of the project leads  and their dupsters to corner a share of business. It wasn't practical,  aside from Gerbeth on campus all the time. The Big Board had all the  other Boards hunkered down, currently not accepting new members and  locked in to silly, time-consuming practices ordained by the Big Board that  any honest accounting executive would say were trivial. Len had  informal contacts at his place of work in other departments who coughed up  bits of company rumor when Len did favors for them like fixing erased or  virus-infected hard disks. Len had taken the initiative on all fronts  for questioning and learning more, knowing others in his periphery didn't  know he actively went after striations of company information on an  almost lackadaisical basis.

 

Len didn't play games with his code except in dire need when he made  use of assertions to make portions of code run programmatically where it  might else not. In person, Len played other people when they thought they  were playing Len. What was it called? The Game of Life? "All the  world's a stage. . ." Len knew except for a few brilliant malcontents higher  up in the echelon most of the saps he worked with (and they nearly were  all male) mistakenly put too much of their intellect into writing  proprietary code and not enough forming positive and informal relationships  with other crewmembers in Len's department.

 

Len could transfer out of his department but knew the hold of the  proprietary takeover reached far across several departments on Len's tier of  due diligenced access. Transferring would consume time but be possible  if Len really wanted to do it, although an improvement in wages or  different coding avenues were likely not in the offing. Len could phase out  of his design role a little and move more toward administering online  personnel services or testing code for users. He immediately decided  against it. Len was sure the cost to him would be more than the benefits.  Besides Len was an aspiring engineer with classes to take eventually in  school. Getting stuck in a support position was not ideal. Len had done  support before for a start-up I.S.P. and smoothly got out of it quicker  than he got into it. Len had learned through his own experiences and  lessons collectively learned in groups that there were proactive ways to  handle support mechanisms efficiently or in a manner coordinated by  principles for principled reasons but few of these Len's leadership sought  to emulate. This company seemed to go backwards in time for a few's  benefit. Ultimately it was the users who suffered when as a result bad  code or inaccurate documentation was written.

 

Len toyed with the idea of going into business for himself. It would  mean a business license from the state and county, extra taxes and tax  work, investments and personnel. Hiring Gerbeth? Forget it, thought Len.  The programmer glanced over his weeklies, his aggregated monthlies and  other personal financial charts including earnings expectations and  shrugged. There wasn't enough extra cash or substantial overhead to form a  legitimate limited liability corporation -- not that he wanted one but  Len didn't know how else it could be done given today's world of online  trading, speculation and all the other transitions.

 

Temporary or contracting work? Len had signed two contracts recently,  one for the lease on the apartment, the other for salary at the  balley-hoo corporation he worked for. Len wanted no more contracts in his life.  Len sunk to lower depths and imagined how to sell out his business and  position and help a completely different company compete with the one  he would quit at a strategic time and manner. Tactically this was a nearly  useless and certainly risky plan because the corporation and its  watchdogs were not dumb enough to let any small group take over a department  let alone an entire section, plus any competing business Len leaned  toward could sell him out without reservation.

 

The business mafiosi monitored workers' email. They tried to monitor  Len's but Len included chunks of "gotcha" code encapsulating his emails  which performed byte offsets at unanticipated or random times from his  end making it unreadable by several aspects during transmission but  readable at the recipient's end. The problem was Len's respondents often  included Len's original text in their emails sent using normal reply  methods easily intercepted by the eavesdropping jackals. The process was  one-way concealment from Len's computer. It worked half the time if that  since everyone liked to quote everyone else's words in verbatim. The  gotcha code wasn't cryptography but Len knew it caused headaches for  monitors. After all it was the principle of the matter. Len's  correspondence was a private matter and what information he chose to divulge to the  business proper was Len's affair and no other's. For fun, Len wrote a  program to rotate the offset values in the gotcha code and the frequency  of placed values, solely for the purpose of tailoring the offset data  to make it even harder for the snoopers to snoop around.

 

Len put the brakes on the internal takeover thoughts for now because he  didn't have the classlessness it took to swim that low. Even if Len had  the wherewithal to play rough it wouldn't be for the balley-hoo  business nor any of its competitors. In his mind Len could not bring himself  to name any of them by their true names. They all sounded stupid.  Instead Len substituted a iconographic image for each name, each with its own  ribald theme. At one time a while ago to Len they had been glamorous,  almost mythical entities. Now it was just part substance, part hot air,  and part branding.

 

The time. . . Immediately Len picked up his landline and dialed to his  project coordinator who Len knew was already at work cranking the organ  grinder, so to speak.

 

"Yo, Azea. What are the stats on those counting functions for the  Bontebok project?" Bontebok was an African animal which could from a  distance pass as a striped gazelle. All project names came from animals. Azea  was a female tech Len really got along well with because she was a good  coder and was more interested in developing new code snippets than  espousing and practicing Corpspeak.

 

"Negligible. No not even that far. I'm still working on the primer  method for the multi get function. Yea, that would be Bontebok. No some of  the input/output routines are different in that section now because  Andy Kayton and. . others squeezed in their own routines as requested by  the company's template spec which you know changes every day, heh heh.  What? Not a part of which template? Oh. I know they probably don't care  about that now." In due order Len had asked how far Azea and her crew  had gotten with a critical part of Bontebok and overestimated a ventured  guess, asked about programming routines one of which was by Len's own  design and found out more original code had been replaced by the new  breed code for no good causal reason. Azea complained about this in her  tone of voice without actually saying anything. A template was a  foundation or wired mesh of code that subsequent and prior codes formed around  to serve programmers a common programming framework model. Kayton had  again violated the transparency and good faith templates with no  response from project leads.

 

Len silently admired Azea's trait for keeping face. Even over the phone  she was resolutely calm if not agitated by the work conditions that  flummoxed a good programmer's efforts.

 

"Yep I have my headset on. Hey, how do you know that's why I called?  Oh, timing, right. . Is he there? Put me on hold as long as you like  until you hear from him then can you patch me in, please Azea? Yeah, I can  wait. I won't doze off. My music will switch off when you come back on  because the voice channel switches to priority when the receiver hits x  beats. Oh, for sure I'll show you how to do that on your machine and  phone but first you should dump that crappy operating system of yours.  Aw, bunk that. Compilers, sch-milers!" Azea correctly deduced Len wanted  to get out of working at work today. The boss wasn't in yet so Len  would have to wait for him. Azea enthustically asked about Len's phone  gadget. Len in turn gave an Open Source recommendation and got a compact  lecture on compiler compatibility issues from Azea. Len briefly  visualized if Lakosa and him weren't hooked up Azea would be a nice companion  outside the boundaries of work. If Azea being ten years Len's senior  wasn't motivation he didn't know what was Len jokingly thought to himself  giving an amiable sign off to Azea before being put on hold. Len  switched to music and turned on his desktop speakers. A web broadcast of  islands music cooly streamed out. This hour's DJ had a good mix in his or  her cue.

 

His boss was on in 15 seconds flat. Good thing Len hadn't yet fully  switched on the phone gadget. It / did / work, up to the part where it was  linked with the phone line. Len had to hack the telco part some more  but obviously not now.

 

"So you want the day off?" said Mitchell Gerngos off the bat. This  meant he was by Azea's side or had heard the incoming call in the other  office, let them talk it out and patched in almost right away out of  boredom or sheer desire or "bored of sheer desire" as Gerbeth so eloquently  said of work drones.

 

Calm as always and not off to a very smooth start Len explained his  progress on his assigned section in the Bontebok project with regard to  the input/output template. Mitchell strongly rebuked only the part about  the now old input/output template because it was Mitchell Gerngos's job  to do that Len thought sadly. Gerngos wasn't interested in progress / a  priori /, only short term profits as Gerngos viewed profits. Using the  new templates was fine by Len but the ethical problem remained with  Gerngos not tabling his own motivators (any sponsors notwithstanding).  During meetings Gerngos said only staticly that integration of the  successor templates would be for "the good of" the team and project revenues,  a balk pitch Len had read and heard in many forms since middle school.  Len found with experience sitting through meetings it'd become easy to  see between the lines of omission no matter what the fuss. Simply put,  Gerngos's reasoning was bullshit yet Gerngos was calling bullshit on  Len et al.'s template model for boosting code transparency. Just another  corporate thug and asshole to boot, Len thought with bitterness.

 

Len spoke professionally on the phone. It was his nature to stay calm  for the frayed ends of sanity only made themselves apparent during  coding and at no other time. Len whole heartedly believed he had dealt with  all forms of wheeling and dealing. Len had had setbacks, bad trades  where he was playing the fool or not paying attention or duped exchanges  where someone else got played by another player and neither knew it --  most of all, Len had had comebacks. Tit-for-tat was a volatile rule in  the world of coding that exhibited volatility. This parlance or  garnering of data carried over into the human world and applied to human  relationships with ethics and one's personal moral character being paramount  to that.

 

Given the natural flow of human dialogue Len in short order realized  Gerngos hadn't gone back to the primary reason Len called. Gerngos was  going off on tangents about Bontebok, pumping Len for information with  hastily thought out questions often half complete. Len didn't worry.

 

"I'll call you later, Mitchell." Len hung up with Gerngos trying to say  something. If it was important Gerngos would call back. He didn't. This  was further confirmation to the young programmer something was amiss at  his job and it had nothing to do with Len wanting to take the day off.  Len was glad he had grabbed every last file from his division's servers  early this morning. There were non-disclosure agreements and lock-in  licenses on portions of the company code but a significant amount of it  was in the public domain and on the public archive sites for all to  download and review. From that, about half was binary only which meant the  source or original written code was kept internal for both reasons of  confidentiality and competitiveness. Only one major software company Len  had never worked for withheld almost all the source code to their  operating system. On the opposite end of the spectrum no company gave  everything away and made profit.

 

The phone rang. Len momentarily expected the shill Gerngos on the line  asking more questions before granting a day off but it was Lakosa.  Len's constrained draw of breath was again a normal voice without  restraint. "Hi! How are you? I'm fine. Classes suck? Work sucks! No. . Yes. No,  I mean yes. When? Ok. Blessed be. Bye." Lakosa always had good timing  with calls, because Gerngos immediately called in on redial after Len  hung up. The caller ID flashed UNKNOWN on its display screen. Len knew  from habit it was work with their in-house phone system that fudged the  caller ID. It wasn't the secretary with a paycheck to wire to Len's  account because it wasn't payday and Len seriously doubted it was Azea.

 

As always Len answered his phone with the same level greeting he used  with everyone. Len always assumed the caller ID couldn't be trusted. By  Len's reckoning it was rude to answer the phone saying "Hello,  so-and-so". Screening calls was too pre-emptive for Len's views on privacy. It  was Gerngos on the phone, fast dialing or timing a call just right.

 

"We need you to come in today." Gerngos was now forcing the non-issue  issue, further distress which meant the upper echelon was pulling  Gerngos's strings hard. Len was certain he wouldn't hear anything more from  Azea today because she knew the best option to keep simple things simple  was defer authority to Gerngos when he showed up. There was no shared  responsibility in a corporate fiefdom -- not when things were as  advanced as what Azea's team was working on and revenues being the size they  were -- that seemed one modern definition of a monopoly, Len thought  with cynicism. For approximately a year and a half Len had been able to do  approximately 30 to 50 percent of his work remotely or from his house.  Len telecommuted to work from his village and also commuted to work in  his Prius on a regular basis, dropping Lakosa off at school on the way  or picking her up on the return trip. Len wouldn't demure to Gerngos.  Len wasn't bashful to say the least and stood up to authority while  acknowledging it. Len wouldn't fool with the order of the day and  manipulate out of spite or for strictly personal gain -- everyone who behaved  civil as citizens more often than not adhered to common decency.

 

"I quit." Len said. Gerngos stammered but Len cut him off. "For the  record, I'm writing down you verbally got my month's notice. I'll be happy  to train a replacement, even past my 30 day's notice. That's not in the  contract but I think you all will take exception there." Len left just  the right amount of emphasis and space around the word all. "I'm taking  the day off but I'll be logging in to the corporate network soon to  upload revisions, including some updates you briefly requested earlier.  Goodbye Mitchell." Len almost said "Mr. Gerngos" by rote from the days of  grade school. Project work had become so stiff at Len's soon to be  former workplace that Len almost inadvertently used a formal attribution.  It would have frosted relations with Gerngos even further. "Everyone  goes on a first-name basis here" Len remembered Gerngos saying when Len  started working there. The informality had ended there, Len thought  happily.

 

Len / was / happy though at the moment he had no idea what he was going  to do next. Lakosa was going to flout him for a gut feeling that felt  really good now. Len wanted to grow and there was no room left to grow  in a place where playing musical hurdy-gurdies produced results but  sound programming was left to rot.

 

...

 

The next day Len was at the table with Phil who was eating and reading  and Lakosa who sat, eating her food and looking at her food then at  Len.

 

Time and emotion weren't wasted. "You really sure you want to quit?"  She asked.

 

"Absolutely," Len said. "What I mean is, I've given notice so I won't  effectively quit 'til 29 days from now." Phil was really reading his  book and tuning out. Phil could "switch off" or tune nearly anything out.  Jokingly Len once had pop-quizzed Phil about what he knew of the  details to Len and Lakosa's relationship after he'd been in residency for two  weeks. A doubtful, questioning glance took over Phil. He really didn't  know. He was roommates and that was that. Nevertheless, Len was  restrained in conversation at the table. Sometimes Lakosa pushed too hard on  issues and Len could feel a moment such as this arriving. "I'm looking  at options. We're looking at options to make things happen to get  money."

 

"What does that mean?" Lakosa inquired. "Other jobs or working on your  own?"

 

Phil got up to put his dishes in the sink and left the room for  upstairs. School started later. As usual Phil didn't say anything before  leaving.

 

"Working on my own, plus getting others in on some things." Lakosa  stated in flat tones.

 

Lakosa laughed. "Uh oh, that sounds illegal, Len!" She did her best Don  Corleone impression: "I need 'some things' done, caprice?" Len grinned  and shook his head.

 

"But really," She continued. "I'm working part time at that restaurant.  You know I hate it but what else is it going to be? We pitch in to the  kitty but keep our finances decoupled as you oh-so-wisely mentioned we  do at the beginning. I should look for different job maybe the same  kind of gig but I know better: around here everyone and everything else is  really limited in what they can do and offer right now, who they can  hire and all."

 

Len leaned forward. "It's like that nearly everywhere in the U.S. or so  I've heard. How much debt can. ."

 

Lakosa put her hand over Len's mouth. To Len it was a sore yet kind,  ongoing joke from Lakosa that Len "spoke with too much hyperbole". A  private, reflective moment passed. Her back was straight but her arms were  folded at the table. "I don't have massive debt. You don't, I think.  What about borrowing or title loans?"

 

Len shook his head. "No, except for the usual things like a mortgage or  getting a good deal on a new car the debt system as it sits now with  the incumbent credit bureaus is not much more than a legal Ponzi scheme.  I'll lose more money in interest than I get up front in advance."  Lakosa frowned quizzically. Len corrected himself. "No, it's not like that  for bank loans but with the title loans they really nail you on the  interest, plus they're not designed for real investments -- just paying  monthlies with nearly nothing afterward or negative amounts carried over.  It's total Ponzi."

 

"You should look at bank loans," Lakosa said. "Any good credit cards?"

 

Len shrugged. "Most of them have about the same interest rates. Lines  of credit won't solve issues now."

 

"So what are you, we, going to do? Yeah, I know about decoupling but  I'm in on this and so is Phil. We have to keep the rent paid up."

 

"Of course," said Len. At least Len was getting somewhere with Lakosa  to start. In his mind Len was sorting through every kind of business  arrangement and method of finance that had been tested, tried or  successfully run between people. He wouldn't go into business for himself but  have to form alliances, and soon in clever but common, thoughtful ways.  How, and with who? Alliances required common goals. In flitting memory  chunks, Len went to the cooperative model. He remembered how from a  languid account by a friend who once had been in a housing cooperative that  living at a co-op was suitable for day-to-day needs but co-ops were  organizationally ill prepared for logistical and financial complexities  which came by normal household interaction. The voting system to direct  weekly cleaning chores got sabotaged by members with tenure, said Len's  friend so the new members got the worst of the lot. People stole food  or spent the check allocated for food purchases on take-out meals at  restaurants instead of procuring groceries from lists with line-item needs  for the house's residents. In one case, embezzlers used an old receipt  with the date torn off, saying all the food somehow got eaten when less  than 24 hours had passed since the weekly food purchasing trip.

 

Len thought of grocery cooperatives. There were a few local  cooperatives in name only and had long ago outed members in favor of some new  proprietary ownership program. Len had heard a Florida 2000-like story from  Phil on the way one particular local grocery cooperatives members'  votes got "tallied", "voting" in an election in favor of a new ownership  program to run the cooperative -- a program that seemed especially suited  for wealthy members. All former lifetime members subsequently were  privileged to become "owner-members". Hundreds of "unknown" tallies had  been recorded by ballot officials who called the ballots invalid because  voters didn't vote for the choices provided and got marked  unintelligible. These ballots were discarded without explanation to the public and  the farce kept momentum.

 

Len put a fist and arm down on the table with a slow, pivotlike motion  without thumping. "New paradigm," he said.

 

"What?" Lakosa asked, between spoonfuls of granola or some cereal Len  thought was way too hippy with all its organic certifications and  healthy ingredients.

 

"I need a new paradigm. I mean I need some people to sell a new  paradigm for others and for me too. Another business model, because everything  we got now sucks, right?"

 

Lakosa harked to her school. "Articles of incorporation, due  diligence."

 

Len was in a comfortable mood now but there was a mood of caution that  encapsulated him. He was lucid. Len was very aware and wary of what  Lakosa said to him, would never forget it nor how he responded. For the  first time in about 8 months Len didn't trust Lakosa for the simple or  not so simple fear of her being a competitor. Len just then suddenly  realized it was going to take some heavy innovation and serious sweat to  make some things that Len briefly, presciently visualized now to work for  other people, for these alliances, later. Of this he said nothing to  Lakosa.

 

"I agree with a lot of the uh, de facto business standards." Len leaned  back briefly to stretch and locked eyes with Lakosa. "But you know I'm  not a businessman Lakosa. I program code for a living. Maybe I think  like a business guy, sure but I know jack shit about day trading,  commissioning of finance, all the different types of funds and monetary  policy." Len knew that was a bit too much off the cuff. Lakosa confirmed it.

 

"So become a broker." She said.

 

Len shook his head. He'd spent 2 months in New York City's Manhattan's  lower financial district, pre 9/11. He loved working with the brokers  and hanging out with the very literal moneymen (a few women too) who'd  pro-offered technical assistance and jargon translations in their trade.  Len didn't want to be a trader for a living. Not that a bagel with lox  for breakfast every morning or brown-bagging a beer on the Staten  Island ferry every night sounded bad, Len thought. He went in to the kitchen  to make toast as Lakosa talked. He asked her if she wanted toast and  butter.

 

"Sure! Hold the butter. Be a broker and start your own E*Trade, or  something?" She queried aloud toward the kitchen. She wanted this solved  this morning, Len lamented. He sliced up and put in two really good  slices of bread from a loaf Lakosa had picked up somewhere.

 

"No, my love that's not what I do. I write code, I don't trade on  numbers, I make the numbers numbers so others know they're numbers and not  anything else." Did that made sense to Lakosa? thought Len. "Besides,"  he grinned. "I can't crunch numbers to calculus like one or two of those  guys at CantorFitzgerald can." He thought back to 9/11/01 &  instinctively, sadly remembered where he'd been and what he was doing when he'd  heard the news about the Towers. Len wondered who in Saudi Arabia and the  U.S. government was really responsible for friends of friend's lives  lost. A few months prior to 9/11 Len had visited a financial firm in the  South Tower and in brief met people who might be dead now.

 

"Well, get representation, baby." Lakosa said, eagerly finishing the  rest of her breakfast. "I still think you should join the War Resistor's  League but don't forget about 'death and taxes'". A comment about  passing on. Len ignored the remark suggesting he not pay his taxes. Maybe  Lakosa's mind had briefly touched upon 9/11 or some contentious event  with political overtones and worldly implications which deserved scrutiny  and people like the independent, alternative Lakosa were in for the  count to beat the drums and find out what the fuck was going on in the  green and blue world today.

 

"I'm telling you, it's going to take a new paradigm," Len chided,  forming a box with his hands and with his two index fingers then  simultaneously traced lines in and out of that imaginary box. He rested his hands.  "But first some planning and then it's work. I'm going downstairs. I'm  turning the heat on to room temperature on the way, if you abide. Are  you leaving soon?" Len was already up with the dishes in the sink and  down the stairs before she could answer.

 

...

 

Len sat semi-calmly at his keyboard, staring at the mouse cursor,  graphics and text characters which sent a splash of colors onto the folding  table under the computer's monitor and lit up Len's face where he sat  working. He'd spent most of the morning agonizing over one small section  of code after churning out several pages of related code for an  inventory project he'd need to get started with his business. Lakosa was away  on errands & Phil was in school.

 

Len for convenience kept thinking "his business" but this concept by  itself didn't jive with him. He didn't want to do what he thought were  all the necessary tasks by himself but the way the situation stood right  now he wasn't sure if he could choose a different path for the time  being. He'd gone through his electronic rolodex of contacts and asked both  old and new acquaintances if they were interested in partnering up with  him. Len had non-financially sold some of them on three principle  things, one or more of Len's acquaintances had made money in the enterprises  Len suggested get combined or be separate as needed for the pieces to  what Len called right now his "ad-hoc organization": email/DNS provider,  storage provider and custom file systems.

 

Email was a no-brainer. Too many people had email addresses with the  big providers who advertised it was free to use. Well, nothing was free  to use seeing unsolicited mail or spam was an ongoing problem on some of  those provider's channels in addition to other arrangements. First Len  described to online pals a namespace idea he had that could be managed  via aspects of the DNS protocol. DNS stood for Domain Name System but  it was more a series of systems that interacted and interrelated  information from one step to another step, becoming protocol. The DNS combined  with server-side software programs handled the naming of names working  with the Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol which was the  most used protocol in many parts on Earth for, among many things,  resolving I.P. addresses using ranges like 111.222.333.444 which would read  as www.1plus1.info on a Web browser.

 

Len knew one acquaintance that worked with the Internet Protocol V6  (IPV6) "stack" who said he would commit "a pretty plain routine", sending  code in later to Len's computer archive accessible online. The  acquaintance found this code on a software site a week ago but he "couldn't  work on the whole thing right now" Attenuating side phrases like that were  one key to successful planning in software, Len noted.

 

The IPV6 stack was a layered software protocol which allowed hundreds  of billions of addresses beyond the ratchety old IPV4 yet compliant with  IPV4's ways and means. IPV6 represented IPV4 forms like  222.444.666.888, cubing or tripling that whole set and then multiplying the set by ten  to reach a seemingly infinite quantity of available I.P. addresses for  Web sites, file storage sites, etc. IPV4 would soon be for all still on  old Internet time, Len joked to himself. The older IPV4 system with  constructs like 222.444.888.161 was inherently compatible with any  combination of the hundreds of billions of IPV6 combinations.

 

Ostensibly, services Len wanted to focus on and capitalize with were  IPV4-IPV6 translation services. A guy Len spoke to said "moving over" or  electronically translating IPV4 to IPV6 addresses on-the-fly or in  almost real-time would be difficult to administrate once the basic layer of  code for the task Len described to him was put into place. Len  responded in an equally non-committal voice over the phone: "If someone can  initially move things along pre-defined paths then we can take things one  step at a time and log every task and timetable as we go and it'll get  done. I can work on the addressing (name mapping) routines to the task  I mentioned."

 

Len knew today he had grabbed or hooked some people on his ideas but  responding back or following up at a critical time would be important  too. The others probably wouldn't follow up or not soon enough. If one or  two people Len talked to today got together plus followers to take the  "on the take" path it would hurt Len. Most likely the worst that would  happen is if others took public shots at being leader they'd diverge  too quickly on a path Len wouldn't agree to follow. Nearly everyone had  everyone else's email. Len had referenced the possibility of working  with mutual acquaintances to his callers.

 

Len could tell he'd courted diametric opposition as a result of both  planned, diplomatic language and his level delivery in tone because he'd  gotten back harried questions and frank rebuttals, some quite  intelligent. It was a kind of combative male discourse that came with planning  project territory but more resembled stupid mind games. Jobs seemed  scarce and competitiveness was high, theft of ideas notwithstanding. Time  was limited but as Len saw in some cases some people's perceptions of  time were limited so they did strange things other then inviting and  harboring consensus on software projects.

 

Len hated to use the expression but could think of no other. He had  "project manager" skills that needed expansion. Len idlely thought of  recruiting the younger generation too but kept it cool. Len had hardly  anything together at this very moment to deliver as running code. Anyway,  Len would never put his signature on any of the best and brightest, not  always welcome & innovative methods originating from the youngest  generations of coders, hackers, social misfits, activists, spies,  mercenaries, criminals, cops and phone phreakers. Simply put, it wasn't his  generation. He didn't know what they were doing but he knew the new hackers  had more tools, instruments and toys to work with than ever before even  if the times were tough with food hard to get and computer equipment  with Internet bandwidth not cheap or accessible like it could be.

 

Up to the end of this morning Len been working on pieces of the  addressing routine, now borrowing heavily from other great programmers works  because he'd already determined a portion of his portion of the yet  unnamed project had been done before. Licensing of existing and new  software was something to pay attention to. Len understood licensing most when  examining the language of warranties to stereos and reading through  digital disclaimers before using software ("Click 'Yes' to Accept". .) but  knew wording was subject to interpretation, legal interpretation and  legal words used notwithstanding. Len began thinking new licensing terms  could exist alongside the existing terms of present software licenses.  Outside consultation would be a must here.

 

Len believed every one of his conversations with people today on the  phone had been wholly practical. Len had successfully communicated to  them, plus went forward on nearly every detail with the providers and file  systems ideas and wasn't just talking the talk. Certain people were  specialized with specific types of providers and file systems and Len had  appropriated specific information to each of them where needed.  Everyone Len spoke with had practiced due diligence before in some humanly  recognizable form and had come through on putting out various projects.  At times people hadn't done what they said they would do. Or, an  individual not verifying someone else understood what he said to them lead to  communication breakdowns and hang-ups for all participants. Len wanted  to forget (but not totally forget) most of the bad examples from his  and other's histories now, knowing at any rate a few old scars would show  themselves but understand when to put it down or go along. Len might be  the first to patch in his code alongside other's code, compile it and  make it all work together in places as running, binary code or executable  software.

 

The phone calls were OK but no spelled out, agreed-to-by-handshaking  words or deals were verbally used. Len had planned it that way, making  the pitches brief & a near priority but put equal energy at some point  into truly being inquisitive about a new compiler issue, recent  recommended software upgrades or bug reports on faulty software the recipient talked about which Len and others more often than not used, too. Fixing or solving one task by yourself was one thing, sometimes necessary. Approaching the task yourself and with peer review consisted of other's  assessments of related tasks for coding some kind of digital instruction &  the presentation of this being the same to all contributors at future  times, so measured and agreed upon by contributor consensus and other  factors, / that / was quite another thing from working solely by yourself!