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Flukes Of Nature
Let's see if this works. . . Len was putting pieces of a computer networking puzzle together.
This was not like a regular
jigsaw puzzle, at least with a jigsaw if all the pieces were sitting there on the table you got to see the pieces
you put together. Not so in
Len's case with his networking dilemma. There
were a total of 3 computers in Len's house. Two including Len's
were almost new. The third belonged to Len's housemate
Phil. It was one of those old
Apple jobs from a decade back or so. Len's more brainy friend Gerbeth an exchange student from Holland was
a star class geek and figured prominently
in getting Len and Phil who was starved for Internet access
halfway there. Len's friend Gerberth Zwicky had lots of spare time and ingenuity
for being in school full time.
He had figured out how to build a custom
"null modem" interface which sat off one of the Apple
computer's electronic ports.
At the time this Apple machine was made the Internet really
wasn't known well enough yet by the consuming public so the computer
manufacturer which was also Apple included only standard interfaces
or typical things the typical
user plugged into their Apple computer. Somehow
the ambiguous and sometimes taut Gerbeth used his electrical
engineering prowess and constructed
an "ethernet" or network interface that would
suit Phil's purposes. Len got data or bytes to transmit from
the custom-built network interface
to the old Apple itself but routing a complete
connection from Len's machine all the way to the Apple was what
stumped Len Hopffman now. Len's morning before work had begun quickly with him brewing
tea and logging in to his machine.
He went on the local area network to check for
software latency application tests or the time it took to efficiently
send or route envelopes of data from one computer via the local
hub to another machine charted
as a destination by concerted & unified data
packets. Happy with the latest results Len got on the 'Net to
check email & browse online
archived file repositories for changes to software
programming projects. Len also surfed the Web a little as his
hour of beginning work seemed
to approach fast. Len had tried amateur Yoga that
morning including the hand motions and noticed a small improvement
in his touch typing, wrists
raised as always. Len felt mentally weary from the
daily drag at work in his cubicle which was one and a half cubicles
in size compared to most cubicles
if one looked at it optimistically, something Len preferred. However this job situation
was becoming less sustenance
and more Babylonian every day. Project leads and a cadre of cronies who knew how to code but didn't know they were
being duped by the project leads
in the long haul all had formed their own hastily chartered ad-hoc groups and subgroups not officially
recognized by the sole proprietorship
company but ignored anyway. Several designs and more importantly and tragically, thought
Len, implementations of those
designs went south because some people got it in
their heads that the operating system used in the projects Len
worked on should function using
more "proprietary" terms. This meant individuals keymastering electronic operations of the operating system for one
group of people exclusive in ownership to all others. Len didn't
care so much about this since
he was interested more in how his software components communicated with related components
across the network. Len had a hunch
the real aim of this proprietary coup was to leverage the software's access to the network which was
made up of distributed computer workstations
and their respective operating systems. It was one thing to deploy a network to protect users and programs
from unauthorized intrusion.
It was quite another thing to install software across networks with the intent to hide the performance of applications
and fail to disclose the operation
of binaries or critical executable software programs where considered prudent by majority consensus
to do so. Len had seen this sort of untactful human behavior before but
had tried to distance himself
from electronic folly only humans were capable of
creating. Len viewed the untactful part here as taking something
simple like the standards and
protocols of network access and making them
complex for a single reason with any number of purposes behind
that reason: obfuscation. Len hated obfuscation. He was the kind of person who played
and showed all his cards, still
pulling the ace out at just the right time before
anyone else perceived it the right time to use their own aces.
At least this was the way Len
behaved when creating computer programs using
various programming languages. This time around the cards Len
got dealt weren't that great
to begin with, meaning the pay stunk and the
programming languages' software interface requirements were nearly
imbecilic. Also Len's opponents
had figuratively rigged the deck by leaving out
information Len needed to know to make his part of the code work
in a fashion cooperative to
software development. Len reluctantly, vaguely
understood that there was a quid pro quo or tit-for-tat when
it came to him accepting and
delegating responsibility with others on the job but Len
was always impressed with the bigger competitive picture or how
to fit more people in to the
figurative carving & serving of the pie. Len's
counterparts were the exact opposite, believing software development
had exhaustible, finite solutions for tenured staff
only. Personal goals and group agendas changed daily and at times
much to Len's dismay more for
economic or political reasons then technological
ones. What was transpiring at Len's place of work mostly without
Len's personal involvement wasn't just absurd, it
was out of touch with reality and
bordered on criminal activity. It was the Wild West without guns complete with posses for hire, corrupt sheriffs,
horse thievery, useless mayors
and scared townfolk (users) not knowing what to do when the guns
or in Len's situation code battles began blazing. Len was upset because he knew his "colleagues" crossed
the line on several fronts both
in the code and the electrical engineering aspect of things. Data was basically like money, it always moved and always
had someplace to be. The data
Len handled at work was valuable whether
examined in one spot up close or as many spots seen from far
away. Len believed the personnel
takeover by certain neo-techs had had external or
outside motivators because the proprietary hawks had stealthily
swooped in, marked their territory
in all the critical places in record time and
kicked out every last tinkerer, thinker & idler by insisting
on rushed quotas or rushed deadlines
mandated by the project leads who never kept
the details to any project in one spot for too long. At times
minutes or documentation of
company meetings by stenographers were withheld
completely with no reprisal from the Review Boards. New electronic
mailing lists were used for old projects. Projects
were suddenly renamed without notification
to the people working on the projects. Len wasn't informed about the new lists until three weeks after
their creation. Hundreds of emails
had been sent via the new lists. The old mailing list for one of the main projects was silent for a while because
starting one day whenever anyone
wrote to that mailing list their message got rejected and bounced back to the sender without explanation.
One of Len's buddies fixed the
mailing list program. Two days later it got spam-bombed. Perhaps the up-link had been sabotaged by the list
administrator responsible for
running the mailing list but who could prove it when this list administrator audited his own network and without
corroboration reported his findings
to his Review Board? Len took a big sigh. His hands were now raised to the keyboard,
poised for the next several
moves Len would calculate in his mind. The Apple dilemma was a real problem. Couldn't Phil get a new machine? Doing
that would put to waste Gerberth's
null modem efforts however, something Len had considered a real feat and superior to his own abilities. Besides
Phil didn't have money for a computer since he was in school
part time. Len didn't have the mental capacity to visualize any of several
Old Apple-connected-to-the-Internet
scenarios right now. He was still in
partial lament about the circumstances at work. He was a contributor,
not a big player but certainly
not a small one for he had received
commendations from several supervisors and had gotten rank and
privilege, mostly better bandwidth
or increased data speed plus new software tools to
debug or take apart components to see what could be put back
together again. Len also wanted to go to school part time like Phil. Len was
envious of Phil. Phil Baxton
was almost always financially broke. Phil never
looked for a job yet he was in school part time and doing well.
Phil didn't get help from his
parents except for pitching in on the occasional
phone bill, which Phil categorically described as one half rip
off & the other half not calculated correctly. Phil was
a math major. The student also
spent time with interns at the state capitol which as Len saw it explained why Phil was only able to afford
an old Apple computer. Len had a
dualistic opinion of Phil, thinking him to be very crazy and very smart in some simultaneous but altogether mysterious
way. Whatever it was it got
Phil through his schooling. This was because Len knew Phil was smart enough not to fall into the "debt
wage" cycle Len was going through
now. Debt. Len had learned all the standard, accepted percentiles
and measurable ratios in accounting
& economics with respect to business law but had missed a few marks somehow because he couldn't balance his income
with bills and other relatively small dues, most by the "charge
it to plastic" method.
Balancing budgets today was a dubious affair. Len really
dug electronic transfers but always got hit by the last minute
fees, hidden interest rate calculations
and other pesky charges rated as non-essential by independent Review Boards,
reviews that Len had sought and went
online for. Whenever Len signed up for something like cell phone service he would have enough saved up to buy
the least marketed and perhaps
most exotic phone model, plus Len wanted every possible feature activated so he could test out all of the functions
that were the phone's features.
He was more interested in paying for the phone so he could break it and learn new things about it. He
sent off bug reports to the nationwide
independent Review Boards who published consumer technologies ratings. More often than not, dissecting top-of-the-line
phone models led to coding opportunities.
Using the phone simply for the purpose of calling was especially convenient during work
breaks. Len didn't understand his present wage scenario which was the
inverse of what it should be,
given Len worked almost full time all the time. He
was on salary, not hourly. He was head of his apartment (Len coordinated all the bills) and had a very efficient
if not unsafe fuelcelled car. Len,
Phil and roommates shared rides and therefore gasoline expenses to the regional and corporate grocery stores few
and far between. Groceries were
sometimes shared if not irregular in price for Phil sometimes insisted on going to health food stores where
prices were higher. The economic
and political mood was sour what with low interest rates set by the Fed and a president's Administration not
popularly elected near resigning
or facing impeachment over the justifications used to start a contentious war abroad. Jobs. Brainy forecasters
had said there was "underemployment"
in addition to unemployment, including numbers of jobless
claims added in to the unemployment count. Pundits were using
expressions like "business recession" and "jobless
recovery". That was a stark contradiction
in terms to Len. How could there be a jobless recovery in any
marketplace when people were always the primary factor? Len worked with machines. Machines were tools that served many
uses. Machines were not autonomous,
at least not the way most people thought of
autonomy when they conceptualized artificial intelligence. Every machine, more importantly every component in
a machine was programmed for a purpose,
like to compliment a neighboring component or a matrix of computerized processes or perhaps create completely
different components independent
in every form from the original processes that created it. How
were jobs different since they were extensions of humans and
human behavior? Except for copying
files and other repetitious tasks, output
greater than actual, realized human input was not possible. Surges of anger flared up in Len's mind. It was time to call
his girlfriend, but he knew
it was about 9 a.m. and too late to reach her since
she was in class. Len didn't just want to skip work today, he
wanted to leave. Running this
by Lakosa would be primary, so Len kept his anger
subdued in his head for now. Len's mind was racing. He could form a partnership with Gerbeth,
bring him in to the company
part time and outdupe enough of the project leads
and their dupsters to corner a share of business. It wasn't practical, aside from Gerbeth on campus all the time.
The Big Board had all the other
Boards hunkered down, currently not accepting new members and locked in to silly, time-consuming practices
ordained by the Big Board that any
honest accounting executive would say were trivial. Len had informal contacts at his place of work in other
departments who coughed up bits
of company rumor when Len did favors for them like fixing erased or virus-infected hard disks. Len had taken the
initiative on all fronts for
questioning and learning more, knowing others in his periphery didn't know he actively went after striations of company
information on an almost lackadaisical
basis. Len didn't play games with his code except in dire need when
he made use of assertions to
make portions of code run programmatically where it
might else not. In person, Len played other people when they
thought they were playing Len.
What was it called? The Game of Life? "All the
world's a stage. . ." Len knew except for a few brilliant
malcontents higher up in the
echelon most of the saps he worked with (and they nearly were all male) mistakenly put too much of their intellect into writing
proprietary code and not enough forming positive and informal
relationships with other crewmembers
in Len's department. Len could transfer out of his department but knew the hold
of the proprietary takeover
reached far across several departments on Len's tier of
due diligenced access. Transferring would consume time but be
possible if Len really wanted
to do it, although an improvement in wages or
different coding avenues were likely not in the offing. Len could
phase out of his design role
a little and move more toward administering online
personnel services or testing code for users. He immediately
decided against it. Len was sure the cost to him would
be more than the benefits. Besides
Len was an aspiring engineer with classes to take eventually in
school. Getting stuck in a support position was not ideal. Len
had done support before for
a start-up I.S.P. and smoothly got out of it quicker
than he got into it. Len had learned through his own experiences
and lessons collectively learned
in groups that there were proactive ways to
handle support mechanisms efficiently or in a manner coordinated
by principles for principled
reasons but few of these Len's leadership sought
to emulate. This company seemed to go backwards in time for a
few's benefit. Ultimately it
was the users who suffered when as a result bad
code or inaccurate documentation was written. Len toyed with the idea of going into business for himself.
It would mean a business license
from the state and county, extra taxes and tax
work, investments and personnel. Hiring Gerbeth? Forget it, thought
Len. The programmer glanced
over his weeklies, his aggregated monthlies and
other personal financial charts including earnings expectations
and shrugged. There wasn't enough extra cash or
substantial overhead to form a legitimate
limited liability corporation -- not that he wanted one but Len didn't know how else it could be done given
today's world of online trading,
speculation and all the other transitions. Temporary or contracting work? Len had signed two contracts
recently, one for the lease
on the apartment, the other for salary at the
balley-hoo corporation he worked for. Len wanted no more contracts
in his life. Len sunk to lower
depths and imagined how to sell out his business and
position and help a completely different company compete with
the one he would quit at a strategic
time and manner. Tactically this was a nearly
useless and certainly risky plan because the corporation and
its watchdogs were not dumb enough to let any small
group take over a department let
alone an entire section, plus any competing business Len leaned toward could sell him out without reservation. The business mafiosi monitored workers' email. They tried to
monitor Len's but Len included
chunks of "gotcha" code encapsulating his emails which performed byte offsets at unanticipated or random times from
his end making it unreadable
by several aspects during transmission but
readable at the recipient's end. The problem was Len's respondents
often included Len's original
text in their emails sent using normal reply
methods easily intercepted by the eavesdropping jackals. The
process was one-way concealment
from Len's computer. It worked half the time if that
since everyone liked to quote everyone else's words in verbatim.
The gotcha code wasn't cryptography
but Len knew it caused headaches for
monitors. After all it was the principle of the matter. Len's correspondence was a private matter and what
information he chose to divulge to the
business proper was Len's affair and no other's. For fun, Len
wrote a program to rotate the
offset values in the gotcha code and the frequency
of placed values, solely for the purpose of tailoring the offset
data to make it even harder for the snoopers to
snoop around. Len put the brakes on the internal takeover thoughts for now
because he didn't have the classlessness
it took to swim that low. Even if Len had the wherewithal to play rough it wouldn't be
for the balley-hoo business
nor any of its competitors. In his mind Len could not bring himself to name any of them by their true names. They
all sounded stupid. Instead
Len substituted a iconographic image for each name, each with its own
ribald theme. At one time a while ago to Len
they had been glamorous, almost
mythical entities. Now it was just part substance, part hot air, and part branding. The time. . . Immediately Len picked up his landline and dialed
to his project coordinator who
Len knew was already at work cranking the organ grinder, so to speak. "Yo, Azea. What are the stats on those counting functions
for the Bontebok project?"
Bontebok was an African animal which could from a distance pass as a striped gazelle. All project
names came from animals. Azea was
a female tech Len really got along well with because she was a good coder and was more interested in developing
new code snippets than espousing
and practicing Corpspeak. "Negligible. No not even that far. I'm still working on
the primer method for the multi
get function. Yea, that would be Bontebok. No some of the input/output routines are different in that section now because
Andy Kayton and. . others squeezed in their own routines as requested
by the company's template spec
which you know changes every day, heh heh.
What? Not a part of which template? Oh. I know they probably
don't care about that now."
In due order Len had asked how far Azea and her crew
had gotten with a critical part of Bontebok and overestimated
a ventured guess, asked about
programming routines one of which was by Len's own
design and found out more original code had been replaced by
the new breed code for no good
causal reason. Azea complained about this in her tone of voice without actually saying anything.
A template was a foundation
or wired mesh of code that subsequent and prior codes formed around to serve programmers a common programming framework
model. Kayton had again violated
the transparency and good faith templates with no response from project leads. Len silently admired Azea's trait for keeping face. Even over
the phone she was resolutely
calm if not agitated by the work conditions that
flummoxed a good programmer's efforts. "Yep I have my headset on. Hey, how do you know that's
why I called? Oh, timing, right.
. Is he there? Put me on hold as long as you like
until you hear from him then can you patch me in, please Azea?
Yeah, I can wait. I won't doze off. My music will switch
off when you come back on because
the voice channel switches to priority when the receiver hits x beats. Oh, for sure I'll show you how to do
that on your machine and phone
but first you should dump that crappy operating system of yours. Aw, bunk that. Compilers, sch-milers!"
Azea correctly deduced Len wanted to
get out of working at work today. The boss wasn't in yet so Len would have to wait for him. Azea enthustically
asked about Len's phone gadget.
Len in turn gave an Open Source recommendation and got a compact
lecture on compiler compatibility issues from Azea. Len briefly
visualized if Lakosa and him weren't hooked up Azea would be
a nice companion outside the
boundaries of work. If Azea being ten years Len's senior
wasn't motivation he didn't know what was Len jokingly thought
to himself giving an amiable
sign off to Azea before being put on hold. Len
switched to music and turned on his desktop speakers. A web broadcast
of islands music cooly streamed out. This hour's
DJ had a good mix in his or her
cue. His boss was on in 15 seconds flat. Good thing Len hadn't yet
fully switched on the phone
gadget. It / did / work, up to the part where it was
linked with the phone line. Len had to hack the telco part some
more but obviously not now. "So you want the day off?" said Mitchell Gerngos
off the bat. This meant he was
by Azea's side or had heard the incoming call in the other office, let them talk it out and patched in
almost right away out of boredom
or sheer desire or "bored of sheer desire" as Gerbeth so eloquently said of work drones. Calm as always and not off to a very smooth start Len explained
his progress on his assigned
section in the Bontebok project with regard to
the input/output template. Mitchell strongly rebuked only the
part about the now old input/output
template because it was Mitchell Gerngos's job
to do that Len thought sadly. Gerngos wasn't interested in progress
/ a priori /, only short term
profits as Gerngos viewed profits. Using the
new templates was fine by Len but the ethical problem remained
with Gerngos not tabling his own motivators (any
sponsors notwithstanding). During
meetings Gerngos said only staticly that integration of the successor templates would be for "the
good of" the team and project revenues,
a balk pitch Len had read and heard in many forms since middle
school. Len found with experience
sitting through meetings it'd become easy to
see between the lines of omission no matter what the fuss. Simply
put, Gerngos's reasoning was
bullshit yet Gerngos was calling bullshit on
Len et al.'s template model for boosting code transparency. Just
another corporate thug and asshole to boot, Len thought
with bitterness. Len spoke professionally on the phone. It was his nature to
stay calm for the frayed ends
of sanity only made themselves apparent during
coding and at no other time. Len whole heartedly believed he
had dealt with all forms of
wheeling and dealing. Len had had setbacks, bad trades
where he was playing the fool or not paying attention or duped
exchanges where someone else got played by another player
and neither knew it -- most
of all, Len had had comebacks. Tit-for-tat was a volatile rule in the world of coding that exhibited volatility.
This parlance or garnering of
data carried over into the human world and applied to human relationships with ethics and one's personal
moral character being paramount to
that. Given the natural flow of human dialogue Len in short order
realized Gerngos hadn't gone
back to the primary reason Len called. Gerngos was
going off on tangents about Bontebok, pumping Len for information
with hastily thought out questions
often half complete. Len didn't worry. "I'll call you later, Mitchell." Len hung up with
Gerngos trying to say something.
If it was important Gerngos would call back. He didn't. This was further confirmation to the young programmer
something was amiss at his job
and it had nothing to do with Len wanting to take the day off. Len was glad he had grabbed every last file
from his division's servers early
this morning. There were non-disclosure agreements and lock-in licenses on portions of the company code but
a significant amount of it was
in the public domain and on the public archive sites for all to download and review. From that, about half
was binary only which meant the source
or original written code was kept internal for both reasons of confidentiality and competitiveness. Only one
major software company Len had
never worked for withheld almost all the source code to their operating system. On the opposite end of the
spectrum no company gave everything
away and made profit. The phone rang. Len momentarily expected the shill Gerngos
on the line asking more questions
before granting a day off but it was Lakosa.
Len's constrained draw of breath was again a normal voice without restraint. "Hi! How are you? I'm fine.
Classes suck? Work sucks! No. . Yes. No,
I mean yes. When? Ok. Blessed be. Bye." Lakosa always had
good timing with calls, because
Gerngos immediately called in on redial after Len
hung up. The caller ID flashed UNKNOWN on its display screen.
Len knew from habit it was work
with their in-house phone system that fudged the
caller ID. It wasn't the secretary with a paycheck to wire to
Len's account because it wasn't payday and Len seriously
doubted it was Azea. As always Len answered his phone with the same level greeting
he used with everyone. Len always
assumed the caller ID couldn't be trusted. By Len's reckoning it was rude to answer the phone saying "Hello,
so-and-so". Screening calls was too pre-emptive for Len's
views on privacy. It was Gerngos on the phone, fast dialing or timing
a call just right. "We need you to come in today." Gerngos was now forcing
the non-issue issue, further
distress which meant the upper echelon was pulling Gerngos's strings hard. Len was certain he wouldn't hear anything
more from Azea today because
she knew the best option to keep simple things simple
was defer authority to Gerngos when he showed up. There was no
shared responsibility in a corporate
fiefdom -- not when things were as
advanced as what Azea's team was working on and revenues being
the size they were -- that seemed
one modern definition of a monopoly, Len thought
with cynicism. For approximately a year and a half Len had been
able to do approximately 30
to 50 percent of his work remotely or from his house.
Len telecommuted to work from his village and also commuted to
work in his Prius on a regular basis, dropping Lakosa
off at school on the way or
picking her up on the return trip. Len wouldn't demure to Gerngos. Len wasn't bashful to say the least and stood
up to authority while acknowledging
it. Len wouldn't fool with the order of the day and manipulate out of spite or for strictly personal
gain -- everyone who behaved civil
as citizens more often than not adhered to common decency. "I quit." Len said. Gerngos stammered but Len cut
him off. "For the record,
I'm writing down you verbally got my month's notice. I'll be happy to train a replacement, even past my 30 day's
notice. That's not in the contract
but I think you all will take exception there." Len left just
the right amount of emphasis and space around the word all. "I'm
taking the day off but I'll
be logging in to the corporate network soon to upload revisions, including some updates you
briefly requested earlier. Goodbye
Mitchell." Len almost said "Mr. Gerngos" by rote from
the days of grade school. Project
work had become so stiff at Len's soon to be
former workplace that Len almost inadvertently used a formal
attribution. It would have frosted
relations with Gerngos even further. "Everyone goes on a first-name basis here" Len remembered Gerngos saying
when Len started working there.
The informality had ended there, Len thought
happily. Len / was / happy though at the moment he had no idea what
he was going to do next. Lakosa
was going to flout him for a gut feeling that felt
really good now. Len wanted to grow and there was no room left
to grow in a place where playing
musical hurdy-gurdies produced results but
sound programming was left to rot. ... The next day Len was at the table with Phil who was eating
and reading and Lakosa who sat,
eating her food and looking at her food then at
Len. Time and emotion weren't wasted. "You really sure you
want to quit?" She asked. "Absolutely," Len said. "What I mean is, I've
given notice so I won't effectively
quit 'til 29 days from now." Phil was really reading his book and tuning out. Phil could "switch
off" or tune nearly anything out.
Jokingly Len once had pop-quizzed Phil about what he knew of
the details to Len and Lakosa's relationship after
he'd been in residency for two weeks.
A doubtful, questioning glance took over Phil. He really didn't
know. He was roommates and that was that. Nevertheless, Len was
restrained in conversation at the table. Sometimes Lakosa pushed
too hard on issues and Len could
feel a moment such as this arriving. "I'm looking at options. We're looking at options to make things happen to get
money." "What does that mean?" Lakosa inquired. "Other
jobs or working on your own?" Phil got up to put his dishes in the sink and left the room
for upstairs. School started
later. As usual Phil didn't say anything before
leaving. "Working on my own, plus getting others in on some things."
Lakosa stated in flat tones. Lakosa laughed. "Uh oh, that sounds illegal, Len!"
She did her best Don Corleone
impression: "I need 'some things' done, caprice?" Len grinned and shook his head. "But really," She continued. "I'm working part
time at that restaurant. You
know I hate it but what else is it going to be? We pitch in to the kitty but keep our finances decoupled as you
oh-so-wisely mentioned we do
at the beginning. I should look for different job maybe the same kind of gig but I know better: around here
everyone and everything else is really
limited in what they can do and offer right now, who they can hire and all." Len leaned forward. "It's like that nearly everywhere
in the U.S. or so I've heard.
How much debt can. ." Lakosa put her hand over Len's mouth. To Len it was a sore
yet kind, ongoing joke from
Lakosa that Len "spoke with too much hyperbole". A private, reflective moment passed. Her back was straight but her
arms were folded at the table.
"I don't have massive debt. You don't, I think.
What about borrowing or title loans?" Len shook his head. "No, except for the usual things like
a mortgage or getting a good
deal on a new car the debt system as it sits now with the incumbent credit bureaus is not much more than a legal Ponzi
scheme. I'll lose more money
in interest than I get up front in advance."
Lakosa frowned quizzically. Len corrected himself. "No,
it's not like that for bank
loans but with the title loans they really nail you on the
interest, plus they're not designed for real investments -- just
paying monthlies with nearly
nothing afterward or negative amounts carried over.
It's total Ponzi." "You should look at bank loans," Lakosa said. "Any
good credit cards?" Len shrugged. "Most of them have about the same interest
rates. Lines of credit won't
solve issues now." "So what are you, we, going to do? Yeah, I know about
decoupling but I'm in on this
and so is Phil. We have to keep the rent paid up." "Of course," said Len. At least Len was getting somewhere
with Lakosa to start. In his
mind Len was sorting through every kind of business arrangement and method of finance that had been tested, tried or successfully run between people. He wouldn't
go into business for himself but have
to form alliances, and soon in clever but common, thoughtful ways. How, and with who? Alliances required common
goals. In flitting memory chunks,
Len went to the cooperative model. He remembered how from a languid account by a friend who once had been
in a housing cooperative that living
at a co-op was suitable for day-to-day needs but co-ops were organizationally ill prepared for logistical
and financial complexities which
came by normal household interaction. The voting system to direct weekly cleaning chores got sabotaged by members
with tenure, said Len's friend
so the new members got the worst of the lot. People stole food or spent the check allocated for food purchases
on take-out meals at restaurants
instead of procuring groceries from lists with line-item needs for the house's residents. In one case, embezzlers
used an old receipt with the
date torn off, saying all the food somehow got eaten when less than 24 hours had passed since the weekly food
purchasing trip. Len thought of grocery cooperatives. There were a few local
cooperatives in name only and had long ago outed members in favor
of some new proprietary ownership
program. Len had heard a Florida 2000-like story from
Phil on the way one particular local grocery cooperatives members'
votes got "tallied", "voting" in an election
in favor of a new ownership program
to run the cooperative -- a program that seemed especially suited for wealthy members. All former lifetime members
subsequently were privileged
to become "owner-members". Hundreds of "unknown"
tallies had been recorded by
ballot officials who called the ballots invalid because
voters didn't vote for the choices provided and got marked unintelligible. These ballots were discarded
without explanation to the public and
the farce kept momentum. Len put a fist and arm down on the table with a slow, pivotlike
motion without thumping. "New
paradigm," he said. "What?" Lakosa asked, between spoonfuls of granola
or some cereal Len thought was
way too hippy with all its organic certifications and
healthy ingredients. "I need a new paradigm. I mean I need some people to sell
a new paradigm for others and
for me too. Another business model, because everything we got now sucks, right?" Lakosa harked to her school. "Articles of incorporation,
due diligence." Len was in a comfortable mood now but there was a mood of caution
that encapsulated him. He was
lucid. Len was very aware and wary of what
Lakosa said to him, would never forget it nor how he responded.
For the first time in about 8 months Len didn't trust
Lakosa for the simple or not
so simple fear of her being a competitor. Len just then suddenly realized it was going to take some heavy innovation
and serious sweat to make some
things that Len briefly, presciently visualized now to work for other people, for these alliances, later. Of
this he said nothing to Lakosa. "I agree with a lot of the uh, de facto business standards."
Len leaned back briefly to stretch
and locked eyes with Lakosa. "But you know I'm not a businessman Lakosa. I program code for
a living. Maybe I think like
a business guy, sure but I know jack shit about day trading, commissioning of finance, all the different types of funds and monetary
policy." Len knew that was a bit too much off the cuff.
Lakosa confirmed it. "So become a broker." She said. Len shook his head. He'd spent 2 months in New York City's
Manhattan's lower financial
district, pre 9/11. He loved working with the brokers
and hanging out with the very literal moneymen (a few women too)
who'd pro-offered technical
assistance and jargon translations in their trade.
Len didn't want to be a trader for a living. Not that a bagel
with lox for breakfast every morning or brown-bagging
a beer on the Staten Island
ferry every night sounded bad, Len thought. He went in to the kitchen to make toast as Lakosa talked. He asked her
if she wanted toast and butter. "Sure! Hold the butter. Be a broker and start your own
E*Trade, or something?"
She queried aloud toward the kitchen. She wanted this solved this morning, Len lamented. He sliced up and
put in two really good slices
of bread from a loaf Lakosa had picked up somewhere. "No, my love that's not what I do. I write code, I don't
trade on numbers, I make the
numbers numbers so others know they're numbers and not anything else." Did that made sense to
Lakosa? thought Len. "Besides,"
he grinned. "I can't crunch numbers to calculus like one
or two of those guys at CantorFitzgerald
can." He thought back to 9/11/01 &
instinctively, sadly remembered where he'd been and what he was
doing when he'd heard the news
about the Towers. Len wondered who in Saudi Arabia and the U.S. government was really responsible for friends of friend's lives
lost. A few months prior to 9/11 Len had visited a financial
firm in the South Tower and
in brief met people who might be dead now. "Well, get representation, baby." Lakosa said, eagerly
finishing the rest of her breakfast.
"I still think you should join the War Resistor's League but don't forget about 'death and taxes'".
A comment about passing on.
Len ignored the remark suggesting he not pay his taxes. Maybe Lakosa's mind had briefly touched upon 9/11
or some contentious event with
political overtones and worldly implications which deserved scrutiny and people like the independent, alternative
Lakosa were in for the count
to beat the drums and find out what the fuck was going on in the green and blue world today. "I'm telling you, it's going to take a new paradigm,"
Len chided, forming a box with
his hands and with his two index fingers then simultaneously traced lines in and out of that
imaginary box. He rested his hands.
"But first some planning and then it's work. I'm going downstairs.
I'm turning the heat on to room
temperature on the way, if you abide. Are
you leaving soon?" Len was already up with the dishes in
the sink and down the stairs before she could answer. ... Len sat semi-calmly at his keyboard, staring at the mouse cursor,
graphics and text characters which sent a splash of colors onto
the folding table under the
computer's monitor and lit up Len's face where he sat
working. He'd spent most of the morning agonizing over one small
section of code after churning
out several pages of related code for an inventory project he'd need to get started
with his business. Lakosa was away
on errands & Phil was in school. Len for convenience kept thinking "his business"
but this concept by itself didn't
jive with him. He didn't want to do what he thought were all the necessary tasks by himself but the way the situation stood
right now he wasn't sure if
he could choose a different path for the time
being. He'd gone through his electronic rolodex of contacts and
asked both old and new acquaintances
if they were interested in partnering up with
him. Len had non-financially sold some of them on three principle things, one or more of Len's acquaintances
had made money in the enterprises Len
suggested get combined or be separate as needed for the pieces to what Len called right now his "ad-hoc
organization": email/DNS provider,
storage provider and custom file systems. Email was a no-brainer. Too many people had email addresses
with the big providers who advertised
it was free to use. Well, nothing was free
to use seeing unsolicited mail or spam was an ongoing problem
on some of those provider's
channels in addition to other arrangements. First Len
described to online pals a namespace idea he had that could be
managed via aspects of the DNS
protocol. DNS stood for Domain Name System but
it was more a series of systems that interacted and interrelated information from one step to another step,
becoming protocol. The DNS combined
with server-side software programs handled the naming of names
working with the Transmission
Control Protocol/Internet Protocol which was the
most used protocol in many parts on Earth for, among many things, resolving I.P. addresses using ranges like
111.222.333.444 which would read as
www.1plus1.info on a Web browser. Len knew one acquaintance that worked with the Internet Protocol
V6 (IPV6) "stack"
who said he would commit "a pretty plain routine", sending code in later to Len's computer archive accessible
online. The acquaintance found
this code on a software site a week ago but he "couldn't work on the whole thing right now" Attenuating
side phrases like that were one
key to successful planning in software, Len noted. The IPV6 stack was a layered software protocol which allowed
hundreds of billions of addresses
beyond the ratchety old IPV4 yet compliant with IPV4's ways and means. IPV6 represented IPV4 forms like 222.444.666.888, cubing or tripling that whole
set and then multiplying the set by ten
to reach a seemingly infinite quantity of available I.P. addresses
for Web sites, file storage sites, etc. IPV4 would
soon be for all still on old
Internet time, Len joked to himself. The older IPV4 system with constructs like 222.444.888.161 was inherently
compatible with any combination
of the hundreds of billions of IPV6 combinations. Ostensibly, services Len wanted to focus on and capitalize
with were IPV4-IPV6 translation
services. A guy Len spoke to said "moving over" or electronically translating IPV4 to IPV6 addresses
on-the-fly or in almost real-time
would be difficult to administrate once the basic layer of code for the task Len described to him was
put into place. Len responded
in an equally non-committal voice over the phone: "If someone can initially move things along pre-defined paths
then we can take things one step
at a time and log every task and timetable as we go and it'll get done. I can work on the addressing (name mapping)
routines to the task I mentioned." Len knew today he had grabbed or hooked some people on his
ideas but responding back or
following up at a critical time would be important
too. The others probably wouldn't follow up or not soon enough.
If one or two people Len talked
to today got together plus followers to take the
"on the take" path it would hurt Len. Most likely the
worst that would happen is if
others took public shots at being leader they'd diverge
too quickly on a path Len wouldn't agree to follow. Nearly everyone
had everyone else's email. Len had referenced the
possibility of working with
mutual acquaintances to his callers. Len could tell he'd courted diametric opposition as a result
of both planned, diplomatic
language and his level delivery in tone because he'd
gotten back harried questions and frank rebuttals, some quite intelligent. It was a kind of combative male
discourse that came with planning project
territory but more resembled stupid mind games. Jobs seemed scarce and competitiveness was high, theft
of ideas notwithstanding. Time was
limited but as Len saw in some cases some people's perceptions of time were limited so they did strange things
other then inviting and harboring
consensus on software projects. Len hated to use the expression but could think of no other.
He had "project manager"
skills that needed expansion. Len idlely thought of recruiting the younger generation too but kept it cool. Len had
hardly anything together at
this very moment to deliver as running code. Anyway,
Len would never put his signature on any of the best and brightest,
not always welcome & innovative
methods originating from the youngest
generations of coders, hackers, social misfits, activists, spies, mercenaries, criminals, cops and phone phreakers.
Simply put, it wasn't his generation.
He didn't know what they were doing but he knew the new hackers had
more tools, instruments and toys to work with than ever before even
if the times were tough with food hard to get and computer equipment
with Internet bandwidth not cheap or accessible like it could
be. Up to the end of this morning Len been working on pieces of
the addressing routine, now
borrowing heavily from other great programmers works
because he'd already determined a portion of his portion of the
yet unnamed project had been done before. Licensing
of existing and new software
was something to pay attention to. Len understood licensing most when examining the language of warranties to stereos
and reading through digital
disclaimers before using software ("Click 'Yes' to Accept".
.) but knew wording was subject
to interpretation, legal interpretation and
legal words used notwithstanding. Len began thinking new licensing
terms could exist alongside
the existing terms of present software licenses.
Outside consultation would be a must here. Len believed every one of his conversations with people today
on the phone had been wholly
practical. Len had successfully communicated to them, plus went forward on nearly every detail with the providers
and file systems ideas and wasn't
just talking the talk. Certain people were
specialized with specific types of providers and file systems
and Len had appropriated specific
information to each of them where needed.
Everyone Len spoke with had practiced due diligence before in
some humanly recognizable form and had come through on putting
out various projects. At times
people hadn't done what they said they would do. Or, an individual not verifying someone else understood
what he said to them lead to communication
breakdowns and hang-ups for all participants. Len wanted
to forget (but not totally forget) most of the bad examples from
his and other's histories now,
knowing at any rate a few old scars would show
themselves but understand when to put it down or go along. Len
might be the first to patch
in his code alongside other's code, compile it and
make it all work together in places as running, binary code or
executable software. The phone calls were OK but no spelled out, agreed-to-by-handshaking words or deals were verbally used. Len had planned it that way, making the pitches brief & a near priority but put equal energy at some point into truly being inquisitive about a new compiler issue, recent recommended software upgrades or bug reports on faulty software the recipient talked about which Len and others more often than not used, too. Fixing or solving one task by yourself was one thing, sometimes necessary. Approaching the task yourself and with peer review consisted of other's assessments of related tasks for coding some kind of digital instruction & the presentation of this being the same to all contributors at future times, so measured and agreed upon by contributor consensus and other factors, / that / was quite another thing from working solely by yourself! |