Arnie’s Army

A boy from Austria dreams of power

lifts big weights

poses in the sun

with the perfect physique

He becomes Mr. Universe

"Pumping Iron" made him a star

so he immigrated

to the land of the free

where he could build a career

on Planet Hollywood

from big oiled biceps and

and little loin cloths

"Red Sonja" "Red Heat"

"Conan the Barbarian"

becomes a box office bimbo

Steroids Good

Hitler Good

Group Sex Good

Money Better

"Can I stick my tongue

up your anus"

Became the "Predator"’s

pick-up line

Must have worked

on Maria Shriver in ‘86

Satan’s kiss

is what the Catholic Kennedys call it

Here and now

in the land of OZ

behold the Golden Boy

son of a "Kindergarten Cop"

poised to govern

the fifth largest economy

in the world

Mr. Universe

have we got a role for you

He’s seen with the Rothchilds

has meetings with Kenneth Lay

TV Newswoman wife

has nothing to say

coaching him on

his analinguistics every night

She’s so uptight

that’s probably the only sex

"The Last Action Hero" gets

to stick his tongue

up Maria’s anorexic ass

But that’s okay

he wants so much more than the bitter button

wants his finger on the button

Give the "Terminator"

power over the largest killing machine

ever assembled

watch him go

kill the bad guys

are you and me

Anyone who makes less than a million

or doesn’t want to wait on the rich

and eat the crumbs from their table

with gratitude

groveling

Yes Sir

humility

has a place

marching in Arnie’s Army

till  "The End Of Days"

In 2008

Arnie’s no "Junior"

isn’t it great

to be going off to war

and killing someone today

Raping and pillaging

all the way

"Can I stick my tongue

up your anus?"

Of course you can

in the golden hills

above the sea

He is risen

"The Running Man"

sponsored by the Rothchild’s and Warburg’s

"Jingle All The Way"

It was a "Total Recall"

Sharon Stone what a slut

got her butt kicked

Only Linda Hamilton

could stand up to Arnie’s

"True Lies"

he wants you to accept

"Collateral Damage"

as he turns this land

into a Martian mutant slave work colony

while smoking a big cigar

It’s a "Raw Deal"

but it could be worse

Arnie could be "Twins"

with Adolf

the Austrian boy who

dreamed one day

that he’d be king

But what do you expect

from the first private citizen

to own a Humvee

or the first immigrant

to become President

just as soon as Congress can change

the 14th amendment to say

"Can I stick my tongue

up your anus?"

It’s  the little "Joe’s Last Chance"

still in production

What would you do

with the 30 million you got for

"Terminator Three

Rise of the Machines"

on Planet Hollywood

the Kennedys are turning over

in their graves

crumbling under the cyborgs are coming

marching in Arnie’s Army

gary aker 10/11/03