Dennis McBride

Yardwork, Salal, and
The kindness of Strangers

 Even at an early age I realized that pleasure was serious, that it came way before the top ten of anything. I didn’t know about impossibility till I was older. When I was young pleasure was just unavoidable, it was everywhere, my head on my pillow, leaving the dentist’s office, watching a dog sleeping on a sidewalk in the sun, or watching the golden brown syrup pour onto my waffle. I think as we get into that serious age where we realize that the world means business we just complicate pleasure out of all possibility but a fugitive part of me always knew It was still here so even when I grew up I did not ‘put away the things of the child.’ Even a quick glance at the world of grown-ups told me they had nothing comparable to it.

I cannot remember my first memory though I know it’s there, my startling introduction to the world and then to me. It is buried in the labyrinth of the neuron’s synaptic maze. My earliest recollection is but the third or fourth car in the locomotive’s long torn trailer. It is there in those first few dim cars that the inscrutable instructions were laying down the narrow tracks on which I was to travel through the wide world, all the way to today, to two hours ago, when I buried the one I had lived with for eight years in my back yard next to the wood pile.

The reason I did that was not, of course, a reason at all, but the fugitive forces of those first forgotten filaments of being. I buried her for the simplest purpose, she was dead and I have an intrinsic disinterest in ceremony, not because, again, of some reason but because though the force of those ghostly filaments is forgotten, their form and frame  remains, commanding, outside my intention, my every action. Free will is merely consciousness’s somewhat delightful awareness of its action masquerading as choice.

I just forced the shovel into the ground and displaced the earth and then I did it again, and then again, until a grave, through the gradual disappearance of earth, appeared as cleverly as though it was the result of my complete, discreet action rather than a combination of unremembered influences which had accumulated as invisibly and effortlessly as lint.

I may get caught and have to explain from the beginning my ‘how’ and ‘why’ like God did in Genesis, and my answer will be as ultimately unsatisfying as God’s was, when, after all, the question is merely begged again. Philosophy, like prayer, may be one of the finer expressions and confessions of human powerlessness but unlike prayer its power is limited to the reach of understanding, the way a walk on a fishing pier is limited to the length of the pier.

 

 

It is strange how beginnings never seems to begin at the beginning, just the way things don’t really seem to happen till a while after they have happened. My beginning, or that is, the recollection of my tardy beginning ( since, to repeat, my real beginning, though mine, was denied to me, as to all of us ) began with the sight and smell of sea salal. All of my attention shrunk its focus to those thick, sharp, dark green, oddly lush bushes that surrounded the sidewalks of the small seaside town I found myself deposited in. Even my mother exists in their background. Whenever I recall her I see salal. I don’t know where she is now, she’s been dead for some time, that is, some time for me. For the dead I imagine it must be like you’ve always been dead, outside of time, which is why the peace passes understanding, all of life being so sudden and all.

I always hated having my beeper paged on the way to the cafeteria when I was in the Hospital. One Sunday I was particularly hungry and the ‘Jesus Christ’ that slipped out of me at the sound of my beeper was louder than usual drawing disapproving glances from two nurses walking down the hall about twenty feet in front of me. “Respiratory, call 3 south intensive care 311.” I stopped at a wall phone outside the cafeteria and called.

They wanted me to come up and look at the young girl in bed 2. She had been coughing up a little blood from her tracheotomy.  When I arrived I pulled her chart to see what I could see. She was a 19 year old MVA who had been transported from the Dalles two days ago for multiple internal injuries. They had done a spleenectomy yesterday and she’d had an unremarkable post op course and was expected to recover nicely. Home Health was already working on her discharge which was planned for the end of the week.

I saw that she had had a bronchoscopy in the morning and told the nurses that the bleeding was probably secondary to that. I called her attending, Dr. Elsin and told him. He agreed but asked me to change her trach as they had put one of the old metal ‘Morsch’ tubes in her at the Dalles. We agreed on trying a number 8 Portex. I went into her bedside. Her mother was sitting in a chair beside her knitting. I told them that I was going to put in a newer trach tube that would be much more comfortable.

Her mother rose and set her knitting down in the chair and said she was ready for a stretch and would go down to the cafeteria for a quick bite. “How long a bite should I take,” she said smiling. “About 15 minutes including dessert,” I said. She gave a squeeze of her daughter’s foot at she passed the foot of the bed and pointed at her knitting, “Watch my masterpiece,” she said and sauntered out.

I went and got the trach tray and laid it out on the bedside table. “You looking forward to getting back to the Dalles?” I asked. She nodded with a glad look and flashed me a thumbs up. She seemed unworried with just a slight look of nervous anticipation.

“You’ll like this tube a lot better, you can talk with it.” I said. She raised her eyes in a delighted smile.

I raised the head of her bed up a bit. “This will be real quick but it might make you cough a little bit.”  I said, “just cut that string around your neck and its ‘out with the old, in with the new.’ She gave a small anxious ‘whatever’ sigh with her eyes then reached for her pad and pencil and wrote, ‘clichés make me cough.’ I smiled and cut the string.

“Gonna put this suction catheter down for a quick vacuum job and bring them both out together.”

The suction catheter caused a strong spasmodic coughing spell. I pulled the trach out quick and had the new one half way in when a force of projectile blood flooded through it and around it. I put the suction on ‘high’ but it just kept coming in larger pulsating streams. My stomach tightened before the small alarm in my mind started going off.

I noticed her eyes quizzically monitoring mine for signs of ‘it’s nothing’ reassurance.

A sudden gusher forced the new trach out onto her gown. I tried to put it back but couldn’t even see where her stoma was at first then finally forced it in and kept trying but failing to keep the suction ahead of the blood and avoid her eyes which had moved through a trust in me, in my white coat, in the Hospital, to a small suspicion of ‘something wrong’ to an involuntary animal fear. The knot in my stomach had become cement, the thought ‘artery’ terrorizing me. I kept inflating more air in the cuff but it didn’t even slow the constant flow. “Nurse, I need help now!” Two came running in at the sound of my fear. “Get another suction and call the surgeon on call stat.” I turned my head back to her again, now blood was coming out of her eyes and ears and nose.

I froze. We locked eyes, an accident, for an instant, the panic in mine delivering a terrifying knowledge beyond both our comprehension yet somewhere within it. That was the last time I saw her. I never looked at her again. The surgeon arrived. I left. I went into the break room behind the unit and sat down on something.

Fear. That was all I felt. Just fear. All I ever felt was fear. I couldn’t stop it. Not for almost the whole week afterwards. The surgeon pronounced her in three minutes. He came back to me and put a hand on my shoulder, “innominate artery, nobody could have done anything. I’m on call all night, you need to talk , come to me, you understand!”

I forgot about the Mother. I didn’t even remember her for several years. Now she’s there in the oddest places, at street intersections when I’m waiting for a red light, or in the dentist chair, or stepping into the bath, or eating in a cafeteria. It’s odd but I can’t remember her daughter’s face. Not at all. I thought for a while it was because we were really just strangers but then so was her mother and I can see her as clear as if she were sitting in front of me knitting.